Top 10 failed Valentine's Day gifts

[harleygirl]

The Top Ten Failed
Valentine's Day Gifts


10. After-hours visit to the petting zoo

9. Richard Simmons "Sweating to the Oldies" video set

8. Court summons for paternity suit

7. That box of bleach-stained ties, anonymously left at my door

6. Asparagus

5. Gift certificate for relationship counselor

4. Drive-in movie double feature:
"In the Company of Men" and "I Spit on Your Grave"

3. O.J. Simpson autograph

2. Fresh batteries

1. Paper bag with pre-cut eye holes.

 

[BuddyLee]

6. Asparagus

I'm going with this one this year.

 

[RoseRed]

Good thing I don't have a Valentine, I don't have to worry about it.

 

[pixiegirl]

10. After-hours visit to the petting zoo

Catt won't be happy that this one made the list.

 

[RoseRed]

Catt won't be happy that this one made the list.

 

[harleygirl]

The last Valentine's Day I had with the ex-hubby, he gave me the same card that he gave to the chickie he was running with.

 

[RoseRed]

The last Valentine's Day I had with the ex-hubby, he gave me the same card that he gave to the chickie he was running with.

NOT good at all!

 

[bresamil]

Good thing I don't have a Valentine, I don't have to worry about it.

And after reading that list I am thankful.

 

[pixiegirl]

The last Valentine's Day I had with the ex-hubby, he gave me the same card that he gave to the chickie he was running with.

I don't think my ex hubby ever even got me a card.

Here's to the practice marriage!

 

[RoseRed]

I don't think my ex hubby ever even got me a card.

Here's to the practice marriage!

Mine used to and he made sure I had one from my daughter.

 

[sushisamba]

I don't think my ex hubby ever even got me a card.

Here's to the practice marriage!

Yep! Bottom's up sister!

 

[baileydog]

Mine used to and he made sure I had one from my daughter.

Ahhhh...thats so sweet. And rare.

 

[Dupontster]

The last Valentine's Day I had with the ex-hubby, he gave me the same card that he gave to the chickie he was running with.

Remember, it's the thought that counts....

 

[onebdzee]

The last Valentine's Day I had with the ex-hubby, he gave me the same card that he gave to the chickie he was running with.

At least you got something....me and my ex were married for 20 years and I didn't get a single Valentines(or a birthday present, for that matter) from him....got them every year from my kids though

 

[Bustem' Down]

What's wrong with asparagus?

 

[onebdzee]

What's wrong with asparagus?

It gives you body odor(Archie Bunker)

 

[mainman]

At least you got something....me and my ex were married for 20 years and I didn't get a single Valentines(or a birthday present, for that matter) from him....got them every year from my kids though

There is a reason exes are exes...

 

[RoseRed]

Ahhhh...thats so sweet. And rare.

Now that we are split he doesn't make sure she gets me anything. But that is okay, she likes to make me stuff all the time.

 

[harleygirl]

There is a reason exes are exes...

Amen.

 

[onebdzee]

There is a reason exes are exes...