Top 10 Lies Happy Husbands Tell

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Kain99

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1.'Yes, that dress looks fine on you.'
Why he tells it: hassle avoidance

2. 'I can fix it.'
Why he tells it: ego protection

3. 'I was not looking at her breasts.'
Why he tells it: to achieve a delicate balance between marital harmony and four million years of biological conditioning

4. 'Nothing's wrong.'
Why he tells it: so that he can lick his wounds in private

5. 'I tried to call you.'
Why he tells it: self-defence

6. 'I don't want to have sex unless you want to.'
Why he tells it: to avoid seeming like a sex-crazed monkey

7. 'I'm the best, baby.'
Why he tells it: to make you glad you married him


8. 'My old girlfriend? She was just OK.'
Why he tells it: self-preservation

9. 'I did not have sexual relations with that woman.'
Why he tells it: desperate self-preservation

10. 'I'll never lie to you.'
Why he tells it: to live happily ever after
 
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justhangn

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Originally posted by Kain99
6. 'I don't want to have sex unless you want to.'Why he tells it: to avoid seeming like a sex-crazed monkey
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