Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women

[Misfit]

Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women | Love + Sex - Yahoo! Shine

The average dude fabricates something six times a day-that's twice as often as women-and with #LiesMenTellWomen trending on Twitter right now, some dudes are being called out. To try to get why guys are so crafty, we reached out to male relationship experts. Here are the most common whoppers men tell their girlfriends and wives-and what the real deal is behind each.

 

[Cheeky1]

Really!?....are those the top 10?

Sometimes these lists make me crack up and laugh, but this one was rather boring. I couldn't really relate to it.....

 

[Misfit]

I was thinking more like..

1. I love you
2. I promise I won't c$m
3. I don't care what the doctor say's, blue balls are real
4. Your better than my Ex in bed
5. Till death do us part
6. Your sister's ugly
7. I'm just relaxing at home
8. I use the condoms to keep small gun parts in
9. Porn is disgusting
10. It's an herb garden

 

[czygvtwkr]

Those jeans dont make your butt look big

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

Those jeans dont make your butt look big

.....all the while thinking, 'your butt makes your butt look big.'

 

[Cheeky1]

By Robin Hilmantel

...it makes more sense now.

She is projecting. No wonder I couldn't relate to any of these...

 

[Chris0nllyn]

I wonder how many arguments will be started from the high school writers at Cosmo...

 

[drivingdaisy]

I guessed "I didn't have too much to drink" and "I'm on my way" before I read the list.