Top 10 reasons trick-or-treating is better than sex

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

6. It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you ARE someone else.

5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.

3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the next morning.

And the Number 1 Reason Trick-Or-Treating is Better Than Sex...

1. You can "do" the whole neighborhood!!!
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
2005 version...

10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. Once you've done it, you don't have to wait an hour to do it again.

8. The uglier you look, the more likely you'll get some.

7. You don't have to make small talk with the person who gives you the treat.

6. The person giving it to you isn't fantasizing that you are someone
else.

5. If you get a stomachache, it won't last for 9 months.

4. If you wear a mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. You don't have to call the person that gave it to you.

And the #1 reason trick-or-treating is better than sex.......

1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!!
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
rack'm said:
:yawn: Cute joke..over and over and over again. :lmao:

:razz: I know...I got it in an email from a co-worker today. Like the Energizer Bunny...it keeps going...and going...and going... :lol:
 

rack'm

Jaded
jazz lady said:
:razz: I know...I got it in an email from a co-worker today. Like the Energizer Bunny...it keeps going...and going...and going... :lol:


At least you didn't repost it like some people. :whistle: :killingme
 
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