Top 10 Resolutions You Won't Keep This Year (for Nerds)

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
10. I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk.

9. I will stop sending email to my roommate.

8. I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.

7. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer my email.

6. When I subscribe to a news group or mailing list, I will read all
the mail I get from it.

5. I will stay on the computer as long as I want. What? OK, dear... I'm coming. Never mind.

4. No more downloads from alt.binaries.*

3. I resolve to back up my new 2 GB hard drive daily... well, once a week... monthly, perhaps...

2. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Net.

1. I won't try to get onto the Netscape web site as soon as a new Navigator beta comes out.

0. When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I won't reply "MS Tech Support."

-1. I will read the manual.

-2. I will think of a password other than "password."

-3. I will limit my top ten lists to ten items.
 
J

justhangn

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How about:

I will not write my password on a sticky and stick it to the monitor

I will not wish for a reboot button for my boss at the next meeting
 
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