Top 20 signs of a perfect relationship, ranked in order

[GURPS]

Top 20 signs of a perfect relationship, ranked in order

1. Admit you're wrong after an argument
2. Say 'I love you' before you go to sleep
3. Share household chores
4. Regular date nights
5. Take turns to cook
6. Sex twice a week
7. Share the washing up
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The Telegraph, London


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[Misfit]

1. Admit you're wrong after an argument (we always admit I'm wrong after an argument)
2. Say 'I love you' before you go to sleep (been married to long, I just grunt as I go upstairs)
3. Share household chores (yep)
4. Regular date nights (seriously? with each other? j/k...no...)
5. Take turns to cook (I'm always home first and awake first so I cook or I starve)
6. Sex twice a week (lol!)
7. Share the washing up (does this mean showering together?)

 

[GURPS]

5. Take turns to cook - I cook a 'Big Breakfast' on Sundays .... otherwise the Grill [steaks] and the Microwave [veggies] ....


my wife cooks 90% of the time ... the rest I order takeout

 

[GURPS]

15. Kiss five times a day - Yep
16. Cuddle five times a day - Yep


I could use that romantic dinner once a month

 

[my-thyme]

I really wonder about you people who are married and imply that you don't have sex more than twice a week.

Maybe you need to get a calendar and start marking it down.

Either it's happening more often than you think, or you are seriously not with the right person.

 

[GURPS]

Maybe you need to get a calendar and start marking it down.

I got yelled at .....

[and how old are you ?]

 

[Misfit]

Maybe you need to get a calendar and start marking it down.

I got yelled at .....

Make a spreadsheet!

http://forums.somd.com/threads/291875-Why-can-t-we-have-sex-excuses!?highlight=spreadsheet

 

[vraiblonde]

I really wonder about you people who are married and imply that you don't have sex more than twice a week.

Maybe you need to get a calendar and start marking it down.

Either it's happening more often than you think, or you are seriously not with the right person.

You go girl

 

[kwillia]

You go girl

Socki, knock it off...

 

[Larry Gude]

"However, having children was not among the top 20 factors in a survey of 2,000 adults."

 

[Monello]

You go girl

I was wondering when you were going to chime in here.

 

[vraiblonde]

I was wondering when you were going to chime in here.

We're still in the honeymoon phase.

 

[my-thyme]

I'm 51. What's that got to do with anything?

 

[GWguy]

When I was married I was lucky to get it once a month.


Now that I'm single I get it..... ummm..... what year is this?

 

[Monello]

We're still in the honeymoon phase.

How much longer will that phase last if I continue to let you win at 9 holes?

 

[Misfit]

How much longer will that phase last if I continue to let you win at 9 holes?

I hope that’s golf.

 

[Hank]

I hope that’s golf.

Yeah, because I am only counting 7 orifices..... Wait, would eye sockets count?

 

[TPD]

6. Sex twice a week

HF!!

Then there is this - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/28/sex-every-day-for-a-month_n_5628068.html

 

[Bann]

I really wonder about you people who are married and imply that you don't have sex more than twice a week.

Maybe you need to get a calendar and start marking it down.

Either it's happening more often than you think, or you are seriously not with the right person.

Fuhreal!

 

[Bann]

Socki, knock it off...