Top Ten Country Western Songs

High EGT

High EGT

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Top Ten Country Western Songs


10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out
All Day Long.
 
BeenSpur'd

BeenSpur'd

I love her wild,wild hair
High EGT said:
Top Ten Country Western Songs


10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out
All Day Long.
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I wrote a country song about my husband quite a few years back. My intention was to send it off to get someone to record it. The name of the song is: Your so full of #### you better flush
It was before we had computers and I can't find the paper I wrote it on but I know it's in my desk somewhere. Maybe someday I will find it and send it off, could use some money for more fencing:)
 
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toppick08

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BeenSpur'd said:
I wrote a country song about my husband quite a few years back. My intention was to send it off to get someone to record it. The name of the song is: Your so full of #### you better flush
It was before we had computers and I can't find the paper I wrote it on but I know it's in my desk somewhere. Maybe someday I will find it and send it off, could use some money for more fencing:)
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:lmao:
 
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HouseCat

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I heard one while trying to find a station called, "Can I check you for Ticks". :lmao: Surprised that wasn't on there. LOL
 
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