The Top Ten - He Said / She Said
10 - He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing toput in it.
She said... You wear undies, don't you?
9 - She said... What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault... I ran out of money.
8 - He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said... Well, you've succeeded.
7 - He said... Two inches more, and I would be king.
She said... Two inches less, and you'd be queen.
6 - On wall in ladies room: My husband follows me everywhere.
Written just below it: I do not.
5 - He said... Shall we try a different position tonight?
She said... That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board
while I sit on the sofa and fart.
4 - Priest... I don't think you will ever find another man like your
late husband.
She said... Who's gonna be stupid enough to look?
3 - He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
2 - He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said... Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
And, the number 1 "He said... She said"...
1 - He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said... I would, but you're never there.
10 - He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing toput in it.
She said... You wear undies, don't you?
9 - She said... What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault... I ran out of money.
8 - He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said... Well, you've succeeded.
7 - He said... Two inches more, and I would be king.
She said... Two inches less, and you'd be queen.
6 - On wall in ladies room: My husband follows me everywhere.
Written just below it: I do not.
5 - He said... Shall we try a different position tonight?
She said... That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board
while I sit on the sofa and fart.
4 - Priest... I don't think you will ever find another man like your
late husband.
She said... Who's gonna be stupid enough to look?
3 - He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
2 - He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said... Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
And, the number 1 "He said... She said"...
1 - He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said... I would, but you're never there.