Top Ten Jerry Springer Campaign Promises

[jazz lady]

10. "Fifty-dollar tax rebate if you have sex with your wife's sister"

9. "All staff dinners will be at D.C.-area Hooters"

8. "Sausages will attack baseball players with bats!"

7. "Repeal restrictive laws against first-cousin marriages"

6. "Amend constitution to include words 'hoochie mama'"

5. "In the summer months, all press conferences are topless"

4. "I'll tell the truth about which legislators have too much junk in the trunk"

3. "Solar powered prostitutes"

2. "C-Span will feature more young people calling each other 'beyotch'"

1. "Enough cheap sex to make the Clinton years look like a church social"



(From the Late Show with David Letterman)

 

[mainman]

Have you ever actually sat through that trash. All this crazy sh!t goes on for an hour. Than him at the end with that, "Take care of yourselves, and each other".
He's gonna win aint he?

 

[jazz lady]

Nope, I've never watched the show - I've seen bits and pieces of it, though. A friend lent me a copy of the uncensored crap - I turned it off after about 5 minutes. What a waste.