10. "At last we'll cut through the lies and get to the embellished, politically motivated truth"
9. "Do we get a discount if we've had sex with Bubba?"
8. "Hey, the Whitewater chapter is all shredded"
7. "Why ain't your husband king no more?"
6. "Hillary Clinton? Crap, I thought it was the new Harry Potter book"
5. "That Barnes and Noble cashier looks a lot like Al Gore"
4. "I hear the section about Bill is a pop-up book"
3. "The last time I was at one of these, Rosalyn Carter showed up drunk"
2. "Twenty-eight bucks for a book? That Lewinskys"
1. "I feel weird doing this with your wife right there, Mr. Clinton"
(From the Late Show with David Letterman)
9. "Do we get a discount if we've had sex with Bubba?"
8. "Hey, the Whitewater chapter is all shredded"
7. "Why ain't your husband king no more?"
6. "Hillary Clinton? Crap, I thought it was the new Harry Potter book"
5. "That Barnes and Noble cashier looks a lot like Al Gore"
4. "I hear the section about Bill is a pop-up book"
3. "The last time I was at one of these, Rosalyn Carter showed up drunk"
2. "Twenty-eight bucks for a book? That Lewinskys"
1. "I feel weird doing this with your wife right there, Mr. Clinton"
(From the Late Show with David Letterman)