Top Ten Things Only Women Understand

[ServiceGuy]

10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
AND,
the Number One thing only women understand:
1. OTHER WOMEN

 

[virgovictoria]

10. Dogs' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors (and lined or unlined)
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds - or alfalfa sprouts
7. Fat clothes - four star entry
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time and never missing an opportunity to hit a rest-stop/bathroom
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell, ecru, cream, and linen
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow, but only enough so it isn't noticeable
3. Eyelash curlers, blemish tools, a.m. cream, p.m. cream, exfoliators, body butter.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made aw well as gym scales, doctors' office scales...
AND,
the Number One thing only women understand:
1. OTHER WOMEN

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