Dupontster
Would THIS face lie?
toppick08 liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls.
He decided to ask his friend Baja28 for advice.
"It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like a fool..
They're 80's style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos, about two sizes too little, and drop a fist-sized potato down inside them. I'm telling ya man...you'll have all the babes you want!"
The following weekend, toppick08 hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.
Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!
toppick08 went back to his buddy Baja28 and asked him, "What's wrong now?"
"Lord-Almighty Top!" said Baja, "the potato goes in the front!"
He decided to ask his friend Baja28 for advice.
"It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like a fool..
They're 80's style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos, about two sizes too little, and drop a fist-sized potato down inside them. I'm telling ya man...you'll have all the babes you want!"
The following weekend, toppick08 hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.
Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!
toppick08 went back to his buddy Baja28 and asked him, "What's wrong now?"
"Lord-Almighty Top!" said Baja, "the potato goes in the front!"
