traffic jam

A driver is at a traffic light.

People are collecting seeking donations from the drivers. It seems terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse, Jackson, Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $100 million ransom.

Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.

"We are going from car to car, taking up a collection," drivers are told."

The driver asks, "How much are others giving?"

"About a gallon," comes the answer.

 
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