Transformers

DotTheEyes

Movie Fan
View the trailer...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSp_rNrBnG4

Directed by Michael Bay, Transformers is an extravagant action film short on character development and plot, but long on VFX and pyrotechnics. Would... nay, could you expect more from a film based on a toy line?

What there is of a plot is vague and not worth discussing. The main attraction is the action, especially the knockdown-dragout robot-vs.-robot (excuse me, Autobot-vs.-Decepticon) battles. Rendered with flawless CGI, the Autobots and Decepticons are cinematic spectacles you must see to believe.

I must say, though, I was disappointed they weren't fleshed out (no pun intended) as specific characters. In fact, I was hard pressed to differentiate between them during the climactic melee. But, on a purely visual level, they were jaw-dropping creations. ILM (Industrial Light & Magic) should be proud.

The human cast fares worse. Shia LaBeouf is charming and energetic as the protagonist, an in-over-his-head student whose recently-purchased Camaro is a robot-in-disguise, but Megan Fox is a bore as his love interest. The camera objectifies her and her beauty, but she fails to create an interesting character worth rooting for. Josh Duhamel and Tyrese Gibson blend together and into the scenery as soldiers who play a (all in all, fairly minor) role in the action. And the less said about a slumming Jon Voight and an annoying... deeply, deeply annoying Anthony Anderson, the better.

If the movie succeeds, it's because of Michael Bay. A music video veteran, his aggressive style, which encompasses sun-dappled, hand-held cinematography and rapid-fire editing, fits the material perfectly. You become so involved in the explosion and crunched metal-heavy action he orchestrates you cease to care if the acting's nothing special or the plot's thin and contrived.

Overall, Transformers suffers in the acting, dialogue (Shia LaBeouf's character is told "You're a soldier now!" in a completely-earnest, almost-weepy scene), and storytelling departments, but I'll recommend it because the big, big, BIG action is badass and diverting and the visual effects employed to bring the Transformers to cinematic life are mind-blowingly spectacular.
 

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virgovictoria

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I haven't looked it up yet, but I'm gathering that Shia is a close relative to the LeBeouf of Cosby Show fame?
 

AK-74me

"Typical White Person"
Had a text from a buddy when I woke up this AM, "Transformers = F*%&^^ Awesome."
 

DotTheEyes

Movie Fan
virgovictoria said:
I haven't looked it up yet, but I'm gathering that Shia is a close relative to the LeBeouf of Cosby Show fame?

No relation to Sabrina Le Beauf (Sondra Huxtable Tibideaux on The Cosby Show).

Shia's a rising star whose first major role was in a Disney Channel sitcom called Even Stevens. He then appeared in I, Robot with Will Smith, Constantine with Keanu Reeves, and Bobby with Anthony Hopkins and Demi Moore. Earlier this year he starred in the hit suspense film Disturbia, and next up is a role as Indy's son in the fourth Indiana Jones film. So, good career thus far. :popcorn:
 

DotTheEyes

Movie Fan
AK-74me said:
Had a text from a buddy when I woke up this AM, "Transformers = F*%&^^ Awesome."

If you go in solely for action and visual effects, it certainly is. Just don't expecting anything more from a movie which opens with "In Association with Hasbro." :razz:
 

DotTheEyes

Movie Fan
The first post-prologue shot in Transformers is a helicopter flying over a vast desert. The subtitle helpfully reads 'Qatar - the Middle East.'

Wow, I am so glad they told me Qatar's in the Middle East. I would've thought we were in Qatar, North Carolina otherwise. :razz:
 

virgovictoria

Tight Pants and Lipstick
PREMO Member
DotTheEyes said:
No relation to Sabrina Le Beauf (Sondra Huxtable Tibideaux on The Cosby Show).

Shia's a rising star whose first major role was in a Disney Channel sitcom called Even Stevens. He then appeared in I, Robot with Will Smith, Constantine with Keanu Reeves, and Bobby with Anthony Hopkins and Demi Moore. Earlier this year he starred in the hit suspense film Disturbia, and next up is a role as Indy's son in the fourth Indiana Jones film. So, good career thus far. :popcorn:
Ah... I don't recall him in I, Robot nor Constantine but then again, I am not running on all cylindars just yet. Thanks! :howdy:
 

DotTheEyes

Movie Fan
I don't blame you. Fairly small roles in both. In I, Robot, he's a hustler who tries to borrow a car from Will Smith in the beginning, and leads a mob against the robots in the end.

And, in Constantine, he's Keanu Reeves' comic relief-providing driver/sidekick, who dies during the final battle.

I forgot, he also starred in the Disney movies Holes and The Greatest Game Ever Played.
 
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dustin

UAIOE
I don't think Megan Fox needs to say a whole lot. :lol:

Good write up though Dot! I can't wait to see it! I hope Optimus Prime kicks some azz.
 

warneckutz

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kathie54 said:
i hope to see it myself :howdy:


Ditto... I loved these things when I was a kid.

I picked up the soundtrack, I think it's 50/50.

I like the songs by Disturbed, Goo Goo Dolls, The Used and Styles of Beyond (Linkin Park flavor).

I think Mute Math destroyed the theme song though. It lacked any energy.
 

warneckutz

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DotTheEyes said:
I love the songs by Goo Goo Dolls and Linkin Park on the CD.


Did you like Styles of Beyond? It has Mike Shinoda (Not sure if I have the name even close to being correct) from L.P. It's beat is a little more like their old style.
 

DotTheEyes

Movie Fan
I haven't heard it yet. I only listened to two of the songs on the official site.

I'll search for the Styles of Beyond song on YouTube.
 

flomaster

J.F. A sus ordenes!
DotTheEyes said:
View the trailer...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSp_rNrBnG4

Directed by Michael Bay, Transformers is an extravagant action film short on character development and plot, but long on VFX and pyrotechnics. Would... nay, could you expect more from a film based on a toy line?

I didn't expect any of the acting to be any good. However, the graphics were cool and it was actually very funny at times. I think it will be a hit with the younger crowd and I am sure the X-Box folks will get a piece of it too. I had alot of fun watching it and if you have teens and they are into that kind of stuff then seeing on the big screen is worth at least a matinee. The Camaro is super wicked. I thought the S-7 lead guy(Torturro) was probably the worst acting in the whole movie. He was way funnier in Mr.Deeds.
 

DotTheEyes

Movie Fan
I wonder how long until there's a sequel. The gigantic box office numbers and the last scene (during the credits) all but confirm one will come eventually.
 
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