Robin
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>While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came
upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.
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>Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are
you doing?" "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man
replied.
>"You've got to be kidding' me."
>"No, would you like to give it a try?"
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Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his
arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it.
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>With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his
wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
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>Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy
handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked,
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>"What happened to you?!?"
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>He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.
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>When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in
sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and
said,
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>"This is SO not your day, cupcake..."
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>
>While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came
upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.
>
>Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are
you doing?" "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man
replied.
>"You've got to be kidding' me."
>"No, would you like to give it a try?"
>
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his
arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it.
>
>With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his
wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
>
>Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy
handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked,
>
>"What happened to you?!?"
>
>He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.
>
>When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in
sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and
said,
>
>"This is SO not your day, cupcake..."
>
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