Yowza. Yesterday, the New York Times ran a story headlined, “
Gabbard Says More Than 100 Intelligence Officers Fired for Chat Messages.” Chat messages! The picture caption explained (scare quotes alert), “Ms. Gabbard, the director of national intelligence, said the chats were an ‘egregious violation of trust’ that violated ‘basic rules and standards’ of workplace professionalism.”
Okay, so the funniest part of the
Times story wasn’t the firings—it was that they were too chicken to quote a single chat message. Not even a vague summary of the repulsive chatter. Unlike
yours truly, who at least described it in general terms yesterday. All the
Times would admit is that the messages contained “sexual themes,” including “explicit discussion of gender transition surgery.”
The Times did not even
try to defend the chats. There weren’t even any quotes from employment lawyers criticizing the firings and vowing to sue.
The overlooked story here is that our intelligence agencies employ people who even
think such things, much less
chat about them at work. Good gravy! Where is the shame? It
this what LGBT “Pride” means? And Heaven help us if these top-secret-clearance officials are actually
doing the things they were describing in their sexy chats.
I’d
prefer to believe they were just indulging in hyper-promiscuous leather festival
fantasies—rather than reporting on real-life experiences. Because some of that stuff should already be illegal. I mean, think about
the poor gerbils. Ick. (Okay, sorry,
don’t think about them.)
Anyway, by trying to run cover for the intelligence agencies (
ask yourself: why??), the
Times only managed to accelerate its own decline. What a terrific way to send all your readers scrambling to social media in search of even a
hint of what kind of filth got 100 spooks fired.
How bad was it?
One example I can share was published by Rufo yesterday. More leaks. In this particular thread, NSA and CIA officials (names redacted) wallowed in peak pathological narcissism, lovingly fantasizing about having hermaphroditic babies— for pushing trans ideology on children. “An intersex birth would be a great opportunity to raise a kid as non-binary and let them choose later,” the (now-former) spook speculated.
Who cares about
the kids’ opinions? Am I right? Kids are just a way to bend the arc of history toward depravity.
Don’t get in the way of progress. We have six ways from Sunday to get back at you. Just ask Chuck Schumer.
But I digress. The Times article did include at least one astonishing fact not previously seen elsewhere. On top of reporting that there were over 100 involved spooks —enough to field two full NFL football teams— it reported that
fifteen different intelligence agencies were implicated. First of all, I didn’t even know we
had that many secret departments. Good grief, as Charlie Brown would have said (but I’m glad the plucky little cartoon hero never lived to see
this).
Second, the bright side is they finally found a common interest, to knit them all together in a poly-something. Intercourse between agencies, you might say. By which I mean
dialog, of course. Drag your brain out of the gutter.
Right about now, Tulsi Gabbard is probably wondering exactly what she signed up for. Sure, she agreed to
clean up the intelligence agencies. But this? Things are worse than we thought. The even more fun part is imagining how this might have played out differently if the Deep State
hadn’t targeted Tulsi for daring to criticize its Ukraine Project.
Christopher Rufo, who — let’s be honest — is obviously working with the Trump Team, reported last night that Tulsi ordered the firings, with security clearances revoked by Friday:
Two days ago, Florida Representative Anna Paulina Luna, who is heading up the Administration’s Disclosure Task Force, described a “war” having broken out inside the intelligence agencies, and even invoked the dreaded “t-“ word:
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