News-9 ABC ran a curious story yesterday headlined, “
EPA head Zeldin grills Stacey Abrams nonprofit accused of obscuring $2 Billion Biden admin grant.” In short, shortly before President Autopen departed the office, Democrat intellectual heavyweight Stacey Abrams started a brand-new NGO with $100 in the bank that immediately got $2 billion dollars in EPA funding for promoting “green appliances.”
Newly confirmed EPA chief Lee Zeldin is hunting down the money. On Sunday, he tweeted about Abrams’ charitable NGO:
I know what you’re thinking. But, as Greta would say,
how dare you? This is the reason why progressives think we’re neanderthal-like deplorables, since we can’t grasp the complicated nuances of life in Washington that rewards power-thinkers like Stacey Abrams.
You were too stupid to come up with this amazing idea. You’re just jealous.
Abrams, getting ahead of the story, told MSNBC that, since she was a little (big) girl shaking down classmates for their lunch money, she has always felt personally convicted to do
more to encourage low-income Americans to save money when using their appliances. “Let us invest the money of America in lowering the cost for Americans,” the failed Georgia gubernatorial candidate and savvy grant-drafter circuitously exhorted.
Why “lowering the cost” is accomplished by paying Stacey to teach people how to lower costs, instead of just sending them the money, is complicated calculus your tender brain cannot compute. And it
only cost $2 billion dollars. And she also took the budget class, so.
Stacey’s trail-blazing idea to run some social media ads about the benefits of Energy Star took Washington, DC by storm. Eureka! It was genius! Nobody has ever come up with an idea like it. “The EPA said, ‘OK, great, go for it,’” Abrams told MSNBC’s obsequious anchorman. “And they then granted those dollars to this coalition of organizations who came together, bringing 250 years and $100 billion worth of experience to doing this project.”
Republicans — who are apparently
against poor people saving money when toasting hotdog buns — just couldn’t leave well enough alone. Late last week, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution ran a story headlined, “
Georgia Senate to investigate Stacey Abrams and New Georgia Project..” That is the same senatorial investigative committee that is also giving Fulton County District Attorney Fani “Gimme a G” Willis a proctological exam.
Apparently, some overly skeptical folks are complaining about Stacey’s ‘New Georgia Project’ NGO, which in January agreed to pay a whopping
$300,000 fine, which was “the largest fine for campaign violations in Georgia history.” The group
admitted to 16 violations of campaign finance laws, including that it raised and spent millions of dollars to support Abrams’ unsuccessful 2018 gubernatorial campaign— without registering as a PAC and disclosing its activities as required under Georgia law.
Why not pay the fine? $300K is chump change when you’re swimming in billions. And laws, as they say, are for the little people. People littler than linebacker-shaped Stacey Abrams, that is, which includes nearly everyone not on an NFL team.
Maybe this time the investigation will result in more than just a fine.
Straight to jail.
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