Trump Approves Use Of Death Star On Migrant Caravan


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Trump Approves Use Of Death Star On Migrant Caravan

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a calm, measured response to the migrant caravan approaching the US, President Trump reportedly just approved the use of the United States Space Force's Death Star superlaser in order to obliterate the approaching Central Americans.
Well at least Trump wants to use the death Star super laser on the illegals.

Stillwell wants to nuke Americans.


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Unfortunately the Obama administration rejected the petition.

"The Obama administration will not be building a Death Star.

Responding to a petition on the White House Web site, science and technology adviser Paul Shawcross tells disappointed "Star Wars" fans, "This Isn't the Petition Response You're Looking For."

Shawcross explained that at $850 quadrillion, the cost was simply too high in a time of tight budgets. Moreover "the administration does not support blowing up planets." And anyway, "Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?""