Turpentine vs. Holy Water.....

GopherM

Darwin was right
A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.'

The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'

The little boy replied, 'Big deal. If you rub turpentine on a cat's butt, he'll pass a Harley Davidson!'
 

GopherM

Darwin was right
I know its true too. When I was a kid a neighbor accidentally dropped one of our cats in a tub of terpentine he was cleaning some air conditioner parts in. We almost had to smear turpentine on the neighbor's butt so he could chase the cat down.
 
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