Many folks were concerned for the young CTV reporter from yesterdayâs post, who had what appeared to be a potentially serious, sudden and unexpected medical incident live on-air this weekend. So to allay your concerns, I dug up some more information for you. Her name is Jessica Robb. Reports suggest she is recovering at home. Probably. Maybe.https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/ec25a4be-6f34-4515-940f-2f96ed0cb3e0_918x1060.png
Yesterday, Jessicaâs caring, helpful employer Canadian TV put out a terse, lawyerlike, uninformative statement FOR her, since she wasnât doing it fast enough, or something:
Haha, thanks CTV, that sounds nothing at all like a hostage statement. And itâs an awful forgery, or at least part-forgery, since it was obviously drafted by lawyers or with legal help. I should know.
Amusingly, note who Jessicaâs âstatementâ does NOT thank. Haha, she didnât thank CTV, her doting employer who was publishing the statement on her behalf. Youâd think she mightâve mentioned them, and all their motherlike assistance during her difficult day. Neither did Jessica mention how she was doing, or whether she was even conscious.
Why doesnât Jessica just speak for herself? Well, one reason she canât is because her social media accounts have been suddenly and unexpectedly locked down:
Makes total sense. Sheâs perfectly fine! Nothing to see here! Just lock it all down and put it in storage, boys. She wonât be needing these social media accounts now that sheâs ⌠uh, doing so well. Plus, we can scrub all those awkward jab-related tweets, since the jabs had nothing whatsoever to do with it, how dare you.
Of course, the Internet is forever, and quick-acting folks had already screenshotted Jessicaâs Twitter thread discussing catching covid again after feeling lucky to have her three (3) shots, back in late April, back when she didnât mind sharing her medical information:
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