Twitter Hires Will Smith To Slap Comedians Who Tell Jokes They Don't Like
"Here at Twitter, jokes are no laughing matter," said Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal. "We hate our precious ideology being made fun of more than we hate terrorists and concentration camps combined. We tried simple censorship, but last night we discovered what appears to be a much more fun and popular way to deal with offensive jokes—literal violence! Who knew you could be applauded for assault and battery, so long as it was in response to a tasteless joke? We are proud to bring Mr. Smith on board to begin a slapping rampage against our foes."
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"Here at Twitter, jokes are no laughing matter," said Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal. "We hate our precious ideology being made fun of more than we hate terrorists and concentration camps combined. We tried simple censorship, but last night we discovered what appears to be a much more fun and popular way to deal with offensive jokes—literal violence! Who knew you could be applauded for assault and battery, so long as it was in response to a tasteless joke? We are proud to bring Mr. Smith on board to begin a slapping rampage against our foes."
Twitter Hires Will Smith To Slap Comedians Who Tell Jokes They Don't Like
HOLLYWOOD, CA—After seeing Will Smith received a standing ovation for physical violence in response to a joke, Twitter immediately hired the actor to dole out slaps to comedians they don't like.
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