nachomama
All Up In Your Grill
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow
goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to
her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know
you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow,
I'm in room 221."
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing
his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've
got a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay
fresh. " The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he
rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist
appointment tomorrow too?"
goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to
her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know
you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow,
I'm in room 221."
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing
his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've
got a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay
fresh. " The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he
rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist
appointment tomorrow too?"
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