Two good ole boys from St Murry's

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Would THIS face lie?
Bubba and Eddie are frum St Murry's

One day, Bubba was walking down Main Street of Lerntown when he
saw his buddy Eddie driving a brand new pickup. Eddie
pulled up to him with a wide grin.

"Eddie, where'd you get that truck, Bell Motors?!?"

"Christine gave it to me" Eddie replied.

"She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"

"Well, Bubba, let me tell you what happened.
We were driving out on Rt 5,
in the middle of nowhere.
Christine pulled off the road,
put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed out into the woods
She parked the truck, got out,
threw off all her clothes and said,

'Eddie, take whatever you want'.

So I took the damn truck!"

"Eddie, you're a smart man!.
Them clothes woulda never fit you!"

Well thanks Bubba, Git in an we'll go to Toot's an git a beer.
 
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