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justhangn
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Two immigrants have just arrived in the United States and
one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this
country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we are going live in
America, we might as well do as the Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, one of the immigrants points to a hot
dog vendor and they both walk toward the cart. "Two dogs,
please," she says.
The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs
in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the
companions hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs."
One of them opens the foil and begins to blush. Staring at
it for a moment, she turns to her friend and whispers
cautiously, "What part did you get?"
one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this
country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we are going live in
America, we might as well do as the Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, one of the immigrants points to a hot
dog vendor and they both walk toward the cart. "Two dogs,
please," she says.
The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs
in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the
companions hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs."
One of them opens the foil and begins to blush. Staring at
it for a moment, she turns to her friend and whispers
cautiously, "What part did you get?"
