Two Old Ladies


Two elderly ladies are sitting on the porch in their rockers just talking 'girl' talk.

Emma: My word, Matilda! You and Johnny were married for quite some time. How many years was that anyway?

Matilda: Oh, we were married for 65 wonderous years.

Emma: My-oh-my-oh-my! But can you tell me in all that time did you two ever have mutual orgasm?

Matilda: I don't think so. I believe we had State Farm.