Two peanuts walk into a bar
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Agee
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Yea, DR is punny today
indeed, quacking me up!
A soccer ball walks into a bar. The bartender kicked him out
A giraffe walks into a bar. "High balls are on me!"
A man walks into a bar. OUCH! You would have thought he would have seen it!
A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don't start anything!"
Agee
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A pig goes into a bar and orders ten drinks. He finishes them up and the bartender says, "Don't you need to know where the bathroom is?" The pig says, "No, I go wee wee all the way home."
An amnesiac comes into a bar. He asks, "Do I come here often?"
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, "For you, no charge!"
A piece of rope walks into a bar and the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." The rope goes outside, ties himself in a knot and frays one end of himself. He walks back into the bar and the bartender says, "Weren't you just in here?" The rope replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
An Irishman walks out of a bar. Hey, it COULD happen!
An amnesiac comes into a bar. He asks, "Do I come here often?"
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, "For you, no charge!"
A piece of rope walks into a bar and the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." The rope goes outside, ties himself in a knot and frays one end of himself. He walks back into the bar and the bartender says, "Weren't you just in here?" The rope replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
An Irishman walks out of a bar. Hey, it COULD happen!
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