U M Study

[mAlice]

A study conducted by U of M's Department of Psychiatry has
revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man
can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with
rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating
or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man
with scissors lodged in his temple and a baseball bat jammed up
his ass while he is on fire.

Further studies are expected.

 

[Vince]

I'll have to look for a woman that is ovulating. I like baseball, but not when the bat is jammed up my azz.

 

[Kizzy]

Boy isn't that the truth.

 

[bresamil]

Did they really need a study? I thought everyone knew this.

 

[Tonio]

However, if she is menstruating
or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man
with scissors lodged in his temple and a baseball bat jammed up
his ass while he is on fire.

Seriously, I wonder if the moodiness during certain times in a woman's cycle is nature's way of ensuring that she's receptive to mating only when she can get pregnant.

 

[Vince]

Did they really need a study? I thought everyone knew this.