Ugly Woman

[Bustem' Down]

A very ugly woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids. The Wal-Mart greeter asks, "Are they twins?"

The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"

"No," replies the greeter. "I just can’t believe you got laid twice."

 

[just.me]

Lol

 

[gumby]

Redd Foxx said it best when he said " Marry an ugly women. That way when she leaves, you're happy."