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PelyKat
Guest
>UNANSWERED QUESTIONS
>
>Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece
>on those little bottles of Evian water?
>Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
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>
>Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant
>Like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
>(My sentiments exactly)
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>
>If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...
>Does that mean that one enjoys it?
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>
>There are three religious truths:
>Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
>Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the Leader of the Christian Faith.
>Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.
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>
>If people from Poland are called Poles,
>then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
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>
>Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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>
>If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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>
>Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
>Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
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>
>Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist,
>But a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
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>
>Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
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>
>If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
>then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
>musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed,
>tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
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>
>If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
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>
>Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
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>
>What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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>
>I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible
>a whole lot more as they get older;
>then it dawned on me, they're cramming for their final exam.
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use... Toothpicks?
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
>What are we supposed to do, write to them?
>Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
>*~*~! *~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*
>
>If it's true that we are here to help others,
>then what exactly are the others here for?
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>If a cow snorted when it laughed
>would milk come out of her nose?
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
>
>
>As income tax time approaches,
>did you ever notice that when you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?
>
>Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece
>on those little bottles of Evian water?
>Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*
>
>Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant
>Like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
>(My sentiments exactly)
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...
>Does that mean that one enjoys it?
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>There are three religious truths:
>Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
>Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the Leader of the Christian Faith.
>Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>If people from Poland are called Poles,
>then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*
>
>Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
>Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
>
>Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist,
>But a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
>then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
>musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed,
>tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible
>a whole lot more as they get older;
>then it dawned on me, they're cramming for their final exam.
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use... Toothpicks?
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
>What are we supposed to do, write to them?
>Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
>*~*~! *~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*
>
>If it's true that we are here to help others,
>then what exactly are the others here for?
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>If a cow snorted when it laughed
>would milk come out of her nose?
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
>
>
>As income tax time approaches,
>did you ever notice that when you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?