Under the category of "Desperately needs to get a life"

[Tonio]

http://danstheman.com/Jenny.htm

God help us if this guy ever hears AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap":

Pick up the phone, I'm always home, call me any time
Just dial 36 24 36 8, I lead a life of crime

 

[Danzig]

678: “Wow, you’ve reached this recording because you’re a loser and have no life. You must be one of the many who has dropped out of school and is living on taxpayer money. Please hang up the phone, get a job, and make a contribution to society. Goodbye!”

 

[RoseRed]

408: Rings and rings and rings, and then silence, but does not disconnect.

That is where I lived when the song came out...