Underpants gnomes
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Larry Gude
Strung Out
cattitude
My Sweetest Boy
You should ask Otter about his gnome.
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I made the mistake of folding my laundry and leaving it on the dryer instead of putting it away.
I came down this morning to grab it and was like
??? Where's my underwear???They were in Kiki's box bed.
jetmonkey
New Member
I was watching neighbor girl's dog while she was out of town. Came to get dog and saw a pair of undies in the floor that hadn't been there before. I was like, great, no graceful way out of this one. But when she got back she explained the dog had a thing for panties and did that all the time *phew*
mAlice
professional daydreamer
Sure.
Chasey_Lane
Salt Life
Pete
Repete
I made the mistake of folding my laundry and leaving it on the dryer instead of putting it away.
I came down this morning to grab it and was like
They were in Kiki's box bed.
You only have 1 pair of underpants?
Chasey_Lane
Salt Life
She goes commando the rest of the time.
GWguy
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Gnome 1: This is where all our work is done.
Kyle: So what are you gonna do with all these underpants you steal?
Gnome 1: Collecting underpants is just phase one. Phase one: collect underpants.
Kyle: So what's phase two?
[Silence]
Gnome 1: Hey, what's phase two?!
Gnome 2: Phase one: we collect underpants.
Gnome 1: Ya, ya, ya. But what about phase two?
[Silence]
Gnome 2: Well, phase three is profit. Get it?
Stan: I don't get it.
Gnome 2: (Goes over to a chart on the wall) You see, Phase one: collect underpants, phase two-
[Silence]
Gnome 2: Phase three: profit.
Cartman: Oh I get it.
Stan: No you don't.
Kyle: Do you guys know anything about corporations?
Gnome 2: You bet we do.
Gnome 1: Us gnomes are geniuses at corporations.
The cat is in business for itself....
Kyle: So what are you gonna do with all these underpants you steal?
Gnome 1: Collecting underpants is just phase one. Phase one: collect underpants.
Kyle: So what's phase two?
[Silence]
Gnome 1: Hey, what's phase two?!
Gnome 2: Phase one: we collect underpants.
Gnome 1: Ya, ya, ya. But what about phase two?
[Silence]
Gnome 2: Well, phase three is profit. Get it?
Stan: I don't get it.
Gnome 2: (Goes over to a chart on the wall) You see, Phase one: collect underpants, phase two-
[Silence]
Gnome 2: Phase three: profit.
Cartman: Oh I get it.
Stan: No you don't.
Kyle: Do you guys know anything about corporations?
Gnome 2: You bet we do.
Gnome 1: Us gnomes are geniuses at corporations.
The cat is in business for itself....
Pete
Repete
What is the singular, underpant?
Dye Tied
Garden Variety Gnome
jetmonkey
New Member
You can spin them around and then turn them inside out - four days on one pair of drawers.
mAlice
professional daydreamer
Dye Tied
Garden Variety Gnome
stop it! 
Larry Gude
Strung Out
This post...
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You should ask Otter about his gnome.
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Chasey_Lane
Salt Life
No visible panty lines. :shrug:You know this, how?