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Routinely Derailed
Understanding Engineers -Take Six
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the
possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical
engineer." Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an
electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The
last one said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a
toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
Understanding Engineers- Take Seven
Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers
believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet
Understanding Engineers - Take Eight
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was
better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he
enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring
relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress,
because the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, "I
like both."
"Both?" Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume
you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab
and get some work done."
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the
possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical
engineer." Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an
electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The
last one said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a
toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
Understanding Engineers- Take Seven
Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers
believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet
Understanding Engineers - Take Eight
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was
better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he
enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring
relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress,
because the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, "I
like both."
"Both?" Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume
you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab
and get some work done."