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Unemployment Woes
Two guys who worked together were both laid off so they went to the unemployment office. When asked their occupations, the first guy said, "Panty Stitcher" . . I sew the elastic onto women's panties." The clerk looked up "panty stitcher" and finding it classified as unskilled labor, gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.
The second guy reported his occupation as "Diesel Fitter". Listed as a skilled job, the clerk gave him $600 a week unemployment pay.
When the first guy found out - he was furious. He stormed into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay. The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled labor while Diesel Fitters are skilled labor."
"What skill?!!" yelled the Panty Stitcher. "I sew the elastic and he pulls on it and says, "Yep, dese'll fit 'er."
Two guys who worked together were both laid off so they went to the unemployment office. When asked their occupations, the first guy said, "Panty Stitcher" . . I sew the elastic onto women's panties." The clerk looked up "panty stitcher" and finding it classified as unskilled labor, gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.
The second guy reported his occupation as "Diesel Fitter". Listed as a skilled job, the clerk gave him $600 a week unemployment pay.
When the first guy found out - he was furious. He stormed into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay. The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled labor while Diesel Fitters are skilled labor."
"What skill?!!" yelled the Panty Stitcher. "I sew the elastic and he pulls on it and says, "Yep, dese'll fit 'er."
