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my-thyme

..if momma ain't happy...
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I know he will eat lots of bugs, but he's gotta go. Like, dead. Like, as soon as I can get up the nerve to get near enough to squish him.
 

Kinnakeet

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Mexican jumping spider 2 inch fangs with venom that will turn your insides to mush so they can suck it out has 8 eyes so it can dodge bullets
Build that wall
 

Kyle

Beloved Misanthrope
PREMO Member
My next door neighbor was threatening to burn his house down yesterday because he saw a black snake while trimming hedges.
He's so lucky.

I had one come through an opening along the dryer vent and make its way to the living room where it failed to even get the attention of the sleeping Malamutes, slithered back behind the dryer and out when I tried to grab it.
 

TPD

the poor dad
Did someone say pie? I like pie. If I had seen this 30 minutes ago I would have dropped by for a slice
 

TPD

the poor dad
Spiders I don’t mind but I think I am in the camp that I would burn my house down if I ever found a snake inside
 

TPD

the poor dad
Speaking of pie, have you seen SG at all?
I saw her at CVS about two months ago but she got out the door before I could say anything to her. I have not seen her at the hardware store though – I will ask my daughter if she has
 
A few years back my son and I were watching a documentary about spiders. At one point the narrator stated, “Odds are there is always a spider within 6 feet of you at all times.” He was sitting in a recliner. I was on the loveseat an other side of room. We both made a overly exaggerated scared face and glacéd up at the wall at our backs, him from the right and me looking from the left. Directly between us sat a spider 2/3rds up the wall from the floor. It was a 12 foot wall… yes, making it exactly 6 feet from either of us. Kid you not.
 

Kyle

Beloved Misanthrope
PREMO Member
A few years back my son and I were watching a documentary about spiders. At one point the narrator stated, “Odds are there is always a spider within 6 feet of you at all times.” He was sitting in a recliner. I was on the loveseat an other side of room. We both made a overly exaggerated scared face and glacéd up at the wall at our backs, him from the right and me looking from the left. Directly between us sat a spider 2/3rds up the wall from the floor. It was a 12 foot wall… yes, making it exactly 6 feet from either of us. Kid you not.
That would make for an excellent Scotchgard commercial.
 
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