Unusual Stolen Item

[StarCat]

http://www.wusatv9.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=44147

I hope no one has posted this yet. I thought it was funny

Someone stole $75,000 worth of bull semen
from a Frederick County farm, the sheriff's office says.

 

[rack'm]

Ran out of donors yourself??

 

[StarCat]

Ran out of donors yourself??

I couldnt help myself, I figured i could sell it on ebay!

 

[FromTexas]

Probably could..prize bull semen is worth alot as you can see

Actually, that is what I was thinking. I imagine its easier to steal and just as valuable as robbing a bank or jewelry store, if not more -- probably harder to get caught doing it, too. Even though you can claim the line since its stolen, you could just breed your own winners from it.

 

[itsbob]

Wonder if they stole it straight from the bull....

I bet their jaws are sore!!

 

[PrepH4U]

Wonder if they stole it straight from the bull....

six small canisters of frozen semen taken from a liquid nitrogen tank represented four to five years of collection work. Kinda.......

 

[Dougstermd]

six small canisters of frozen semen taken from a liquid nitrogen tank represented four to five years of collection work. Kinda.......

That seems like BULLS#$t

 

[Dupontster]

Still sounds like a lot of bull to me....

 

[Dupontster]

fixed

Yuk....Bull Semen
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you do for a living?
Oh, I collect semen from bulls....TYVM

Get da bucket Ethel....The bull has a "chubby"

 

[mainman]

Yuk....Bull Semen
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you do for a living?
Oh, I collect semen from bulls....TYVM

Get da bucket Ethel....The bull has a "chubby"

I thought you were the normal one...

 

[Dupontster]

I thought you were the normal one...

Was at one time but then it went all wrong....60's were good to me..

 

[Bruzilla]

Best Applicable Movie Quote: Kingpin

Roy: I hope you don't mind. I got up a little early. So I took the liberty of milking your cow for ya. Egh, it took a little while to get her warmed up. She sure is a stubborn one.

Amish man: We don't have a cow, we have a bull.

[Roy Finishes drinking out of the bucket]
Roy: I'll brush my teeth.

 

[teverheart2002]

I'm just glad I wasn't drinking anything.

 

[jazz lady]

And to boot.

 

[Dupontster]

 

[Terps]

Kingpin.....gret movie....DISGUSTING QUOTE. Its definitely too early in the morning for that joke!

 

[Bruzilla]

It's a shame the words don't show the look on Woody Harrleson's face, with the big sp... er milk, mustache over his lips, when he gets the bad news.