Uranus is...

[Tonio]

http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/uranus_images_041110.html

Uranus "has to be well lubricated; it has to be a low-friction environment."

 

[2ndAmendment]

http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/uranus_images_041110.html

Double innuendo at its finest.

 

[tlatchaw]

I should also be kept free of Klingons (c'mon. Like you weren't thinking that already.)