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Urgent Notice: Potential Dangers of Exposure to Horse Hair
This is a public service announcement. In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerouse substance in the hair of horses. This substance, called "amobacter equuii" has been linked with the following symtoms in female humans:
reluctance to cook
reluctance to perform housework
reluctance to wear anything but boots
reluctance to work except in support of a horse
physical craving for contact with horses (may be an addiction)
Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end.
Additional Surgeon General's Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ablility to use common sense.
Does it always have to be ME posting in these potentially dangerous or contagious disease threads??
This is a public service announcement. In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerouse substance in the hair of horses. This substance, called "amobacter equuii" has been linked with the following symtoms in female humans:
reluctance to cook
reluctance to perform housework
reluctance to wear anything but boots
reluctance to work except in support of a horse
physical craving for contact with horses (may be an addiction)
Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end.
Additional Surgeon General's Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ablility to use common sense.
Does it always have to be ME posting in these potentially dangerous or contagious disease threads??
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