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[dmc854]

Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month?
A. Conception.
Q. What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS from every other TV show?
A. No theme song
Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace.
Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.
Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
Q. There are more collect calls on this day than any other dayof the year?
A. Father's Day
Q. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is themost ironic?
A. He was allergic to carrots.
Q. What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
A. Snoop in your medicine cabinet
In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened,making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight,sleep tight".
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[Tonio]

Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month?
A. Conception.

Why do you think that is? Couples feeling amorous after too much egg nog? Or are men filling their women's stockings twice, the first time with expensive bling-bling?

 

[mainman]

Q. What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
A. Snoop in your medicine cabinet

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This is why before you have a party you are supposed to fill your medicine cabinet with marbels...

 

[Tonio]

This is why before you have a party you are supposed to fill your medicine cabinet with marbels...

Better yet, get an empty bottle of Viagra or Levitra and fill it with saltpeter tablets.

 

[dmc854]

Why do you think that is? Couples feeling amorous after too much egg nog? Or are men filling their women's stockings twice, the first time with expensive bling-bling?

It's the bling-bling

 

[pvineswinger]

Why do you think that is? Couples feeling amorous after too much egg nog? Or are men filling their women's stockings twice, the first time with expensive bling-bling?

I think it's because it's cold out- and nookie is a good way to warm up!!

 

[Tonio]

I think it's because it's cold out- and nookie is a good way to warm up!!

Good point! I remember reading about "ice storm babies" in 1994.

 

[AC/DC]

I think it's because it's cold out- and nookie is a good way to warm up!!

........talk about coming only once a year....

 

[dmc854]

I think it's because it's cold out- and nookie is a good way to warm up!!

I have flannel sheets for warmth. A little BLING is always good..LOL

 

[tlatchaw]

Note to self:

A little BLING is always good..LOL

Gotta know what buttons to push!

 

[virgovictoria]

Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month?
A. Conception.
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Three out of six of us kids in my family were born in September... think my folks liked holiday sex?

 

[dmc854]

Three out of six of us kids in my family were born in September... think my folks liked holiday sex?
Do you think they did it under the tree????

 

[virgovictoria]

Do you think they did it under the tree????

I think they did it anywhere they could get thier pants down!

 

[dmc854]

I think they did it anywhere they could get thier pants down!

OMG

 

[AC/DC]

Three out of six of us kids in my family were born in September... think my folks liked holiday sex?

Well, we know your mother was a cheapskate, same gift every year.

 

[dmc854]

Well, we know your mother was a cheapskate, same gift every year.

As long as it had a bow on it???

 

[virgovictoria]

Well, we know your mother was a cheapskate, same gift every year.

po-TAY-to
po-TAH-to

I prefer to think of it as thrifty, thoughtful... the gift that kept on giving...

 

[virgovictoria]

As long as it had a bow on it???

The original meaning of "re-gifting"?

 

[dmc854]

The original meaning of "re-gifting"?

lol

 

[AC/DC]

I prefer to think of it as thrifty, thoughtful... the gift that kept on giving...

True and there isn't too many men that won't keep taking it.....