USMC boot camp

[desertrat]

The Marine Drill Instructor noticed a new recruit and barked at him,
'Get
your ass over here ! What's your name?"

"Paul," the new recruit replied.

"Look, I don't know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy bull**@@!! they're
teaching in boot camp today, but I don't call anyone by his first name,"
the
sergeant scowled. "It breeds familiarity, and that leads to a breakdown
in
authority. I refer to my recruits by their last names only --- Smith,
Jones,
Baker. I am to be referred to only as 'Sergeant.' Do I make myself
clear?"

"Yes, sir, Sergeant!"

"Now that we've got that straight, what's your last name?"

The recruit sighed "Darling, My name is Paul Darling."

After a brief hesitation the Sergeant says,

"Okay, Paul, here's what I want you to do ....."

 

[Homer J]

The Marine Drill Instructor noticed a new recruit and barked at him,
'Get
your ass over here ! What's your name?"

"Paul," the new recruit replied.

"Look, I don't know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy bull**@@!! they're
teaching in boot camp today, but I don't call anyone by his first name,"
the
sergeant scowled. "It breeds familiarity, and that leads to a breakdown
in
authority. I refer to my recruits by their last names only --- Smith,
Jones,
Baker. I am to be referred to only as 'Sergeant.' Do I make myself
clear?"

"Yes, sir, Sergeant!"

"Now that we've got that straight, what's your last name?"

The recruit sighed "Darling, My name is Paul Darling."

After a brief hesitation the Sergeant says,

"Okay, Paul, here's what I want you to do ....."

I read the same joke yesterday on another forum only it was a Navy Chief and and new seaman.

Funny no matter which service is involved. Although, might have had a different punchline if the Airforce were involved.





J/K to our USAF bubbas.