Vajayjay cosmetic surgery for the perfect ........

Monello

Awww, jeez
PREMO Member
*** Prude warning *** I got clickbaited, but who could pass that 1 up? Wasted money?

Marashi, an Iranian surgeon who specializes in vaginal cosmetic surgery and has performed more than 400 procedures in the largely mysterious field, can shorten your labia, tighten your vagina, amplify your G-spot and even tighten the strings on your clitoral hood, so to speak.
This seems to be legit.
 

Toxick

Splat
Ever gone to someone's house that had drapes that were excessively long?
Excessively long?

No. That's the purpose of drapes. To make the windows beautiful.




Saying the drapes are too long is like saying the cantaloupes in the kitchen are too big, juicy and delicious.
 

Chris0nllyn

Well-Known Member
Excessively long?

No. That's the purpose of drapes. To make the windows beautiful.



Saying the drapes are too long is like saying the cantaloupes in the kitchen are too big, juicy and delicious.
If the drapes are getting caught in the vacuum cleaner, time for a hem job.
 

Toxick

Splat
If the drapes are getting caught in the vacuum cleaner, time for a hem job.
Or a vacuum cleaner that's up to the task....
:popcorn:




And I think that metaphor has officially outlived it's usefulness. And tastefulness. (My bad)

But seriously though. I like a vagoo that looks like a vagoo. Getting it clipped up sounds creepy to me.
 

PeoplesElbow

Well-Known Member
I have heard very heavy women that lose a ton of weight often opt for if because after dropping a couple hundred pounds it looks like a big pink bat flapping around.
 

Bird Dog

Bird Dog
PREMO Member
It's funny.......no women comments........

I guess men are the experts when it come to vayjays
 
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