Lilly
The Original Lilly
Got this from the hubby and couldn't help but spray my soup all over the computer screen . . .
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Ehem... pay attention ladies...our day has finally come.
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your
wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and
any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special
holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life.
Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."
Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so
your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No
cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday
explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it.
This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a
new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to
ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little
push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and
peace to this crazy world
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Ehem... pay attention ladies...our day has finally come.
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your
wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and
any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special
holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life.
Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."
Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so
your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No
cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday
explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it.
This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a
new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to
ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little
push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and
peace to this crazy world
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