A guy drives by a large, African-American church in the city and sees the billboard that reads the Reverends Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson will be speaking today. Dude decides he'd like to see what that is all about, parks his car, and goes inside to listen. Looking around, he notices that he s probably the only white person in the audience.
As Al Sharpton is speaking, he moves about the church, talking to parishioners, and stops at the white guy. Sharpton places one hand on the visitor's shoulder, and raising his other hand skyward, tells the visitor "You will walk today!" The man is bewildered, and says he is not paralyzed or injured in any way.
A short time later, Jesse Jackson walks the crowd, stops at the white guy, and does the same thing that Sharpton did, saying "Today, you will walk!" Again, the visitor insists there is nothing wrong with himself.
After the meeting, the white guy leaves the church and finds his car is gone.......
As Al Sharpton is speaking, he moves about the church, talking to parishioners, and stops at the white guy. Sharpton places one hand on the visitor's shoulder, and raising his other hand skyward, tells the visitor "You will walk today!" The man is bewildered, and says he is not paralyzed or injured in any way.
A short time later, Jesse Jackson walks the crowd, stops at the white guy, and does the same thing that Sharpton did, saying "Today, you will walk!" Again, the visitor insists there is nothing wrong with himself.
After the meeting, the white guy leaves the church and finds his car is gone.......
