Viagra Gum ?

[gumbo]

Yep you read it right , today I seen a ad for Viagra Gum
My first thought was WHY !
Then I thought OK, maybe it reacts quicker for that spontaneous pick up in a bar (instant woody).
Then again if the beer can't make her look good enough for it to work , maybe this gum was invented by ugly women that go to bars.

Now the humorous side of me started thinking , banging and blowing bubbles?
What a great idea ! When I get to old for it to work , I can blow bubbles in some babes face while banging her head against the bed board. (nice use of B's)
Or just maybe it has another use ? Maybe you chew it up real good , Blow a big olé bubble then use it as a condom ? (Trojan is pissed )
No more oops no condoms (problem fixed)

I guess for now on Gal's, if you see a guy blowing a bubble you can think

Don't be offended because I made fun of it, Hey I can't even watch a NASCAR race without seeing Trojan Man ! Or a dysfunctional noodle commercial,
Heck for that fact Mark Martin drives a car for Viagra that gets too hard to turn.
And other channels I see, When I feel like fish,,Oops I mean When I don;t feel fresh Summers Eve commercials..
I didn't make um ! So don't be offend by me making fun of them

 

[kom526]

The questions you need to ask are; which lasts longer, the flavor or the experience? Will you only be able to a 5 stick pack out of the vending machine down the hall or can we get the Plen T Pack from Wawa?

 

[Railroad]

DOES YOUR CHEWING GUM LOSE ITS FLAVOR (ON THE BEDPOST OVERNIGHT)
Lonnie Donegan & his Skiffle Group

Oh me oh my oh you
Whatever shall I do?
Hallelujah, the question is peculiar
I'd give a lot of dough
If only I could know
The answer to my question
Is it yes or is it no?

CHORUS:
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
If your mother says don't chew it, do you swallow it in spite?
Can you catch it on your tonsils, can you heave it left & right?
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

Here comes a blushing bride
The groom is by her side
Up to the altar, just as steady as Gibraltar
The groom has got the ring
& it's such a pretty thing
But as he slips it on her finger
The choir begins to sing:

(chorus)

Now the nation rise as one
To send their wanted son
Up to the White House, yes, the nation's only White House
To voice their discontent
Unto the Pres-I-dent
The bonny burning question, What has swept this continent?
(Lonnie speaks: If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
Another man shouts: Boom boom!)

(chorus)

On the bedpost overnight
(Man: Hello there, I love you & the one who holds you tight!
Lonnie: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sat'day night!)
On the bedpost overnight
(Man: A dollar is a dollar & a dime is a dime!
Lonnie: He'd sing another chorus but he hasn't got the time!)
On the bedpost overnight, yeah!