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HollowSoul
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A salesman is perplexed with the potential problemb that his wife might sleep around on him while he is away for the weekend.
He decides to go to a sexual toy store to but a vibrator for the wife while he is away....
*clerk*(can i help you?)
*bob*(yes i would like to buy a toy for the wife)
*clerk*(i have just the thing) goes into the back and brings out a cast iron box
*bob*(what the hell is that!)
*clerk*(it's the voodoo dick)
*bob*(?)
clerk then opens box and nestled inside is a very plain looking vibrator.
*bob*(what is so special about this one?)
*clerk*(its voice activated and self guiding)
*bob*(?)
clerk then plainly speaks..."voodoo dick the wall", as if guided by the jedi force....the voodoo dick jently hovers out of the box and bee-lines streight to the wall and starts hammerin away...
*bob*(that is by far the coolest thing i have ever seen!!!!!!)
clerk then plainly speaks..."voodoo dick the box", the voodoo then stops hammerin away at the wall, turns around, and nestles it'self back into the cast iron box.
*bob*(i'll take it)
later that evening bob and nancy are sipping wine in the living room...
*bob*(i have something for you dear)
*nancy(mmmmm what is it baby?)
bob then goes and gets the voodoo dick and presents it to his lovely wife
*nancy*(WTF is this!!??)
bob then plainly speaks.."voodoo dick the wall" as if powered by satan himself the voodoo bursts out of the box and starts hammerin the wall
*nancy*(that is just f'n disgusting)
nancy then storms out of the room and goes to bed alone and leves bob to sleep on the couch...
bob then depressed orders the voodoo to go back to it's box and it does as commanded...............
the following evening nancy is sitting on the couch missing her husband that has been gone since morning, she starts to feel a lil frisky and with a lil reserve opens the box that houses the dreaded voodoo. she decides to test the thing out a lil before commiting to this venture....
she then speaks with a timid voice.."voodoo dick the wall"..like a bat out of hell, the voodoo jumps out of the box and starts hammerin the wal....seeing the stamina that this toy of the gods has to provide she then decides to remove her clothing and give it a whirl....
*nancy*(voodoo dick my pu##Y), like an 18yr old boy on prom night the voodoo immediately stops and turns and piledrives into nancy, thrusting in and out like a piston. The force of the thrusting is unbearable and she tries to stop it..."voodoo dick stop" no response.."voodoo dick quit" no response..."voodoo dick leave me alone" no response....she never heard the command that her husband gave of voodoo dick the box........
nancy then decided she is gonna go to the hospital, maybe they can help remove this thing that is now starting to drill even harder....she climbs into the car and heads down the street, she's weaving all over the road do to the voodoo dick pounding away...poor nance then passes a police officer who then tails her for a couple of blocks. convinced this woman must be drunk due to the swerving he pulls her over...
*cop*(do you know why i pulled you over)
*nancy*(officer you dont understand i need to go to the hospital)
*cop*(mam you were swerving all over the road...i believe you are intoxicated, please step out of the vehicle and walk this line for me)
*nancy* officer i gotta go to the hospital.....my husband bought me a vibrator and i cannot remove it from my pu##y)!!!!
*cop*(bullshiat!!!....voodoo dick my ass!!!)
He decides to go to a sexual toy store to but a vibrator for the wife while he is away....
*clerk*(can i help you?)
*bob*(yes i would like to buy a toy for the wife)
*clerk*(i have just the thing) goes into the back and brings out a cast iron box
*bob*(what the hell is that!)
*clerk*(it's the voodoo dick)
*bob*(?)
clerk then opens box and nestled inside is a very plain looking vibrator.
*bob*(what is so special about this one?)
*clerk*(its voice activated and self guiding)
*bob*(?)
clerk then plainly speaks..."voodoo dick the wall", as if guided by the jedi force....the voodoo dick jently hovers out of the box and bee-lines streight to the wall and starts hammerin away...
*bob*(that is by far the coolest thing i have ever seen!!!!!!)
clerk then plainly speaks..."voodoo dick the box", the voodoo then stops hammerin away at the wall, turns around, and nestles it'self back into the cast iron box.
*bob*(i'll take it)
later that evening bob and nancy are sipping wine in the living room...
*bob*(i have something for you dear)
*nancy(mmmmm what is it baby?)
bob then goes and gets the voodoo dick and presents it to his lovely wife
*nancy*(WTF is this!!??)
bob then plainly speaks.."voodoo dick the wall" as if powered by satan himself the voodoo bursts out of the box and starts hammerin the wall
*nancy*(that is just f'n disgusting)
nancy then storms out of the room and goes to bed alone and leves bob to sleep on the couch...
bob then depressed orders the voodoo to go back to it's box and it does as commanded...............
the following evening nancy is sitting on the couch missing her husband that has been gone since morning, she starts to feel a lil frisky and with a lil reserve opens the box that houses the dreaded voodoo. she decides to test the thing out a lil before commiting to this venture....
she then speaks with a timid voice.."voodoo dick the wall"..like a bat out of hell, the voodoo jumps out of the box and starts hammerin the wal....seeing the stamina that this toy of the gods has to provide she then decides to remove her clothing and give it a whirl....
*nancy*(voodoo dick my pu##Y), like an 18yr old boy on prom night the voodoo immediately stops and turns and piledrives into nancy, thrusting in and out like a piston. The force of the thrusting is unbearable and she tries to stop it..."voodoo dick stop" no response.."voodoo dick quit" no response..."voodoo dick leave me alone" no response....she never heard the command that her husband gave of voodoo dick the box........
nancy then decided she is gonna go to the hospital, maybe they can help remove this thing that is now starting to drill even harder....she climbs into the car and heads down the street, she's weaving all over the road do to the voodoo dick pounding away...poor nance then passes a police officer who then tails her for a couple of blocks. convinced this woman must be drunk due to the swerving he pulls her over...
*cop*(do you know why i pulled you over)
*nancy*(officer you dont understand i need to go to the hospital)
*cop*(mam you were swerving all over the road...i believe you are intoxicated, please step out of the vehicle and walk this line for me)
*nancy* officer i gotta go to the hospital.....my husband bought me a vibrator and i cannot remove it from my pu##y)!!!!
*cop*(bullshiat!!!....voodoo dick my ass!!!)
Your joke might not go over so well with the admin, especially David.
