Voted best joke in Australia.......

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Toreadoralpha

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A Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot!"

The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you!"
 
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Mousebaby

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OK, I now have my lunch in my nose! Thanks for making me splork it through my nose when I laughed! :killingme
 
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