Voted Best Short Scottish Joke

[SA475]

Voted Best Short Scottish Joke

A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hav ony books on suicide?'

To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, 'Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!'

 

[twinoaks207]

Voted Best Short Scottish Joke

A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hav ony books on suicide?'

To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, 'Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!'

this is funny on sooooo many different levels for me....