Vrai, new dating site for ya to try....

bcp

In My Opinion
About me,
I generally have a good attitude about life, I like to be up at 4am getting my tractor ready for the days work, although I do spend most of the day in my fields, or in the barn milking the cows, feeding the hogs or just throwing some feed to the chickens, I can always find a way to make time for some fun with others.

I enjoy going out on weekends to attend a barn dance, or maybe just some quiet time away from the chores. Although I have to admit that most nights I do have to be back to get to bed by 7 or 8 so Im ready for the next days work
I love anything with a diesel engine.


. about you
To you there is no greater joy than to see a baby animal and your instinct takes over allowing you to care for it. If a baby animals mother dies during birth, you have no issue with breast feeding it yourself.

As a hobby, you can think of nothing better than breaking out the welder and fixing a header for the corn harvest, or putting some new tines on the seeder. You know your way around hydraulics and find joy in making them work properly.

You love the clothing that you have and would never think of trying to replace them, and should it become necessary to do so, you are perfectly able to make your own unique designed dresses.

To you there is no greater joy that to be up making breakfast at 3am, out feeding animals by 4am.

A clean house and a drawer full of stain free underwear is your OCD, you are able to drive a four wheeler across rough fields with a lunch tray in your hand without dropping or spilling. And you are very specific about having a healthy dinner on the table at the exact same time each night.

The perfect candidate will know how to dispatch and butcher a pig, a cow, and a goat (but not the special goat) You will be good at swinging a chicken to break its neck in preparation of dinner.

you will be able to handle all of these things, while knowing that at any given moment during the day you might be blessed with a 30 to 40 second moment of pure bliss in the shed, or hay barn, or corn field, (but never around the goats,, they talk and they get jealous)

You should love kids, you will have no less than six boys, (and however many girls it takes to get there) this is our retirement plan.
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Dutch6

"Fluffy world destroyer"
Damn str8 they do, ya just haven`t met The 1 that can Rock Your World Gurl.
;-)

You love the attn, but lemme tell ya Girl, the more U ignore Lance the less possibility of ever meeting the right one shall never eva transpire.

Just like the BDF, which I coined the acronym for YOU. No one else can eva use it as nicely as I have, neva.

So, if you don`t want me to ever mention your name or completely disavow any knowledge of you, or any possibility of knowing you or you meeting & knowing me IRL, Gurl no better time than the present. Now think first before you decide, but don`t hesitate gf. You if no one else knows more than anyone about someone asking nicely. I`ve trusted you, so don`t bust that trust.

Type it, say it, or convey it privately, or via email. It`s simple I can use buttons as well as, if not (better) than you can or David.

So, for the rest of yas to read if you so desire to, here it is, not an ultimatum, but a damn honest typewritten post.

Not scripted or rehearsed by any means.

The thing is, is that you have a (hate) love about my posts & presence in this website, but you`ll never admit it, but I can read you as well as if not better than you can yourself. Anything is possible, but a smart BDF has to make an attempt or @ the minimum communicate. Remember those elements My Dear, quite sure you`ve read them over & over often; but only 1 way to know, You have to live them always.

Always :D You know that siggy anywhere.
:barf::barf::barf::barf::barf:
 

Baja28

Obama destroyed America
Damn str8 they do, ya just haven`t met The 1 that can Rock Your World Gurl.
;-)

You love the attn, but lemme tell ya Girl, the more U ignore Lance the less possibility of ever meeting the right one shall never eva transpire.

Just like the BDF, which I coined the acronym for YOU. No one else can eva use it as nicely as I have, neva.

So, if you don`t want me to ever mention your name or completely disavow any knowledge of you, or any possibility of knowing you or you meeting & knowing me IRL, Gurl no better time than the present. Now think first before you decide, but don`t hesitate gf. You if no one else knows more than anyone about someone asking nicely. I`ve trusted you, so don`t bust that trust.

Type it, say it, or convey it privately, or via email. It`s simple I can use buttons as well as, if not (better) than you can or David.

So, for the rest of yas to read if you so desire to, here it is, not an ultimatum, but a damn honest typewritten post.

Not scripted or rehearsed by any means.


The thing is, is that you have a (hate) love about my posts & presence in this website, but you`ll never admit it, but I can read you as well as if not better than you can yourself. Anything is possible, but a smart BDF has to make an attempt or @ the minimum communicate. Remember those elements My Dear, quite sure you`ve read them over & over often; but only 1 way to know, You have to live them always.

Always :D You know that siggy anywhere.
I'm sure she's stumped as what to decide.... :killingme

Still waiting to be hacked looney tunes. :killingme
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
Could we have one thread - just one - that doesn't turn into a dorkfest?

Just one?

You all dickering with the mental patient says more about you than it does about him, just sayin'.
 

Dutch6

"Fluffy world destroyer"
An Agenda is one thing, while all good intentions which are none of your damn business shall never be any of your damn business, so go bother & entertain the dumchitz U associate with, sure as hell aint nice people!.
STFU creep.
 

Dutch6

"Fluffy world destroyer"
Could we have one thread - just one - that doesn't turn into a dorkfest?

Just one?

You all dickering with the mental patient says more about you than it does about him, just sayin'.
That won't happen until your BFF is gone. :shrug:
 

Dutch6

"Fluffy world destroyer"
you were snotty, ya get what ya ask 4 a snottyass reply. now git.

you could never handle a challenge. go pet your dog.
You a challenge? I had pimples on my as worse that you could be. You want to sniff up women? Go somewhere else you freaking pervert.
 

RPMDAD

Well-Known Member
Vrai, to get any attention at all on this site you are going to need one of these to attract them thar farm boys.
 

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vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
Some people have their limits. He reached mine. I guess you have deeper ones than I do.

I have him on ignore and don't read his blathering. I also don't read any posts that quote him because I don't want to read that blathering either.

It's just annoying that he jumps into every thread, posts, deletes those posts within minutes of posting them, yet they live on because people feel the need to engage the mentally ill man for reasons I cannot fathom. It's like when people would verbally gang rape Tigger - what is the point of that? Does it make you feel smart, really, to shout down someone who obviously has limited mental capacity? Is it just taking out your temper on someone?

To me it's the same thing as bullies who pick on the mentally retarded kid or the fat kid or the little wimpy kid. It should be beneath you.

People say they want him to go away, then they engage him to ensure he keeps posting. If you'd ignore him he'd find another forum to get attention from.
 
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