I was in my doctor's waiting room for and hour and a half this afternoon and made some observations. I find the following behavior unacceptable:
* Snoring or allowing your wife to snore
* Hitting me with your jacket and not saying some variation of "Excuse me"
* Popping your gum
* Waking your snoring wife to play slap and tickle with her
* Staring at me
* Humming along to the music with your headphones on
* Tearing out the magazine pages you like and putting them in your shirt pocket
* Leaving your 8-year-old kid alone so he can go,"Peeeoww! Peeeeoww! Kick! Peeeoww! Peeeoww! Punch!" 7,000 times while you're gone.
* Referring to yourself in third person as "Mommy" to your 17-year-old, i.e., "Is that the magazine Mommy was reading? Can Mommy have it?"
And this is to ALL men:
Please cut your fingernails. Long nails on a man are just disgusting. You can be Vince-Vaughn-smokin' and long nails will turn you into Doogie Howser.
Thank you very much.
* Snoring or allowing your wife to snore
* Hitting me with your jacket and not saying some variation of "Excuse me"
* Popping your gum
* Waking your snoring wife to play slap and tickle with her
* Staring at me
* Humming along to the music with your headphones on
* Tearing out the magazine pages you like and putting them in your shirt pocket
* Leaving your 8-year-old kid alone so he can go,"Peeeoww! Peeeeoww! Kick! Peeeoww! Peeeoww! Punch!" 7,000 times while you're gone.
* Referring to yourself in third person as "Mommy" to your 17-year-old, i.e., "Is that the magazine Mommy was reading? Can Mommy have it?"
And this is to ALL men:
Please cut your fingernails. Long nails on a man are just disgusting. You can be Vince-Vaughn-smokin' and long nails will turn you into Doogie Howser.
Thank you very much.
I'm not surprised.