HillBillyChick
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A little girl asks her mother, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat."
"What does that mean?" asks the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he’s in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and asks, "Dad, may I take Susie for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Susie was in heat, and to come talk to you."
The dad thinks for a second. He then takes a rag, soaks it with gasoline, and scrubs the dog's rear end with it. "Okay," he says, "you can go now, but keep Susie on the leash and only go one time around the block." The little girl leaves. She returns a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
"Hey, where’s Susie?" the dad says.
"She’ll be here in a minute," the little girl says. “She ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her home."
"What does that mean?" asks the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he’s in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and asks, "Dad, may I take Susie for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Susie was in heat, and to come talk to you."
The dad thinks for a second. He then takes a rag, soaks it with gasoline, and scrubs the dog's rear end with it. "Okay," he says, "you can go now, but keep Susie on the leash and only go one time around the block." The little girl leaves. She returns a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
"Hey, where’s Susie?" the dad says.
"She’ll be here in a minute," the little girl says. “She ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her home."