mamissa3
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INTERVIEW
> Bet you will think of this every time you enter a
> Wal-Mart........
>
> An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of
> hiring an individual to fill a job opening.
>
> After sorting through a stack of resumes he found 4
> people who were equally qualified. He decided to call
> the four in and ask them only one question. Their
> answer would determine which of them would get the
> job. The day came and as the four sat around the
> conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is
> the fastest thing you know of?"
>
> Acknowledging the 1st man on his right, the man
> replied,
>
> "A THOUGHT." It just pops into your head. There's no
> warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A
> thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very
> good!" replied the interviewer.
>
> "And now you sir?" he asked the 2nd man.
>
> "Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and
> you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the
> fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!" said the
> interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very
> popular clichi for speed"
>
> He then turned to the 3rd man who was contemplating
> his reply.
>
> "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the
> house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you
> flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light
> in the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep,
>
> TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think
> of."
>
> The interviewer was very impressed with the third
> answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to
> beat the speed of light," he said.
>
>
>
> Turning to Bubba, the 4th and final man, the
> interviewer posed the same question.
>
> Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the three previous
> answers. It's obvious to me that the fastest thing
> known is DIARRHEA! ." "WHAT!?" said the interviewer,
> stunned by the response. "Oh sure", said Old Bubba.
> "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I
> ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK,
> or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already sh*t my pants."
>
> Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near
> you
>
> Bet you will think of this every time you enter a
> Wal-Mart........
>
> An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of
> hiring an individual to fill a job opening.
>
> After sorting through a stack of resumes he found 4
> people who were equally qualified. He decided to call
> the four in and ask them only one question. Their
> answer would determine which of them would get the
> job. The day came and as the four sat around the
> conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is
> the fastest thing you know of?"
>
> Acknowledging the 1st man on his right, the man
> replied,
>
> "A THOUGHT." It just pops into your head. There's no
> warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A
> thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very
> good!" replied the interviewer.
>
> "And now you sir?" he asked the 2nd man.
>
> "Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and
> you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the
> fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!" said the
> interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very
> popular clichi for speed"
>
> He then turned to the 3rd man who was contemplating
> his reply.
>
> "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the
> house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you
> flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light
> in the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep,
>
> TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think
> of."
>
> The interviewer was very impressed with the third
> answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to
> beat the speed of light," he said.
>
>
>
> Turning to Bubba, the 4th and final man, the
> interviewer posed the same question.
>
> Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the three previous
> answers. It's obvious to me that the fastest thing
> known is DIARRHEA! ." "WHAT!?" said the interviewer,
> stunned by the response. "Oh sure", said Old Bubba.
> "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I
> ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK,
> or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already sh*t my pants."
>
> Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near
> you
>